I've been messing around with this little bugger for awhile now. I'm starting to get the hang of it and I'm coming up with some pretty killer sounds. There are different parameters such as time strech, modulation, and gating that help glitch up anything that you deem glitch-worthy - drums, vocals, entire mixes, etc. It's pretty amazing and it's free.  read more »

I realize this is a long shot, but if anyone can get me access to this dance party I will give them everything I own including my 1905 Teddy Roosevelt musket signed by Teddy Roosevelt's uncle. Thanks to one of my youtube friends for pointing this out. Whoever you are, I love you. The hotness starts popping off at around the 30sec. mark. Enjoy.

I was contacted a few months ago by an independent game firm about composing music for an upcoming Xbox Live Arcade title. Naturally, I said yes, as The Polish Ambassador and video game music are obvious snuggle buddies. I can't disclose many details behind the game, but I can say that the music and game are turning out awesome.  read more »

My long awaited third full-length album to grace the Earth. The title is startling isn't it? Could this be the last album? Is this the end of Me? Am I really who I say I am? Is this really my website or a clever imposter's? Did you forget about your chicken pot pie in the oven? What other questions should you be asking? There's only one way to find out.  read more »

Your patience has been rewarded, even though you didn't realize you were waiting for anything. I present to you the Earth Versus The World music video. This video was shot in Brooklyn, New York over Halloween weekend 2006. A special thanks goes out to all who were involved in making this happen. Email this post to your buds. Add it to your Myspace profile. Post it on your website. Let it be seen! Check it out here and be sure to download the ipod version in the downloads area.

Today is a glorious day my friends. I just got word that Diplomatic Immunity is now available for purchase on iTunes. The price is $.99 per track or $9.99 per album. While you won’t get the snazzy Hal Tucker artwork, you are supporting the environment in your purchase, and for that The Polish Ambassador loves you. You can actually buy the album digitally on this website as well, and it's cheaper ($7.99), but we at Jumpsuit Records understand some humans just prefer iTunes.  read more »

It's a sunny happy day in Hyrule. Link is out foraging for some nuts to bring back to Zelda. Then, quicker than you can say, "Snickerdoodles," Freddy Kruger leaps out of a bush and slices Link's head clean off. It's a devastating scene, and strangely enough Link bleeds purple. Being the good multi-dimension citizen I am, I wrapped Link's bludgeoned body up and Freddy and I took him to the local healer.  read more »