This shirt rocks so hard. Own your opponents when donning this dashing garment. Women will love you. Men will respect you. The elderly will ask for your phone number to play checkers in the park later. Your manager at Krispy Kreme will finally notice you and acknowledge all of the long hours you've been logging. Make the grade kid. Make it. All shirts are printed on American Apparel, so you know these puppies fit well. Sweat-shop, guilty free for my people. Two Colors - the only ones that matter. Blue, Brown, Awesome. Awesome's not a color.

All you fly honeydips out there better get your mitts on one of these. Boys and girls alike will want to make friends with you based on the shear awesomeness of your music taste. Then you can make them do things for you like cook chicken pot pies, calculate geometry problems, return your videos. All shirts are printed on American Apparel, which are pretty much the best t-shirts around. They're also made in Los Angeles in a sweatshop-free environment, so you will not only look sharp but you'll feel good about your purchase as well.

 

My long awaited third full-length album to grace the Earth. The title is startling isn't it? Could this be the last album? Is this the end of Me? Am I really who I say I am? Is this really my website or a clever imposter's? Did you forget about your chicken pot pie in the oven? What other questions should you be asking? There's only one way to find out. Buy this album immediately.

This artisan poster was computer crafted one pixel at a time. It was fashioned by the late Hal Tucker, lumberjack/pixel art extrordinare, and dearest of colleagues. Hal was also the being behind the Diplomatic Immunity album art.
Each one of these 11"x 17" space-age synthetic parchments is autographed and includes an individualized message meant for you and you only. Hang it on your wall, but know that if you remove it, you will create a portal into Hal Tucker's inner cerebral membrane, in which your whole life will become an assemblage of pixels.
Please know that this item is not to be printed again. So, the number you see in stock, is the number left for all of time.

For those of you who prefer, a more sustainable lifestyle, you can purchase the digital form of Diplomatic Immunity. Quality is higher than high, sampled at 192kbs/sec, so your ears will tingle just as if you heard the original beats booming here through the Jumpsuit Records sound system. 21 Tracks of straight electro hotness.

The Polish Ambassador, known in some circles as the unfathomable intergalactic negotiator and groove machine has returned with a most urgent message. You see, The Phantasmal Farm is in danger and in need of saving. The pull of the 8th Dimension has that place of transcendental epiphanies in its grasp and only you, yes you!, can save it. Buy this album now or we will lose the farm forever!

Concieved in 2006, released in early 2007, Diplomatic Immunity is the Polish Ambassador's first foray into albumatized music. This delicious piece of space age plastic comes jam packed with 21 pipin' hot fresh jams. With this version of Diplomatic Immunity, you also get the pixel workings of Hal Tucker, lumberjack/pixel artist extrordinare. Note, this is the first and only pressing of Diplomatic Immunity, so if you're into rarities, get your mits on a copy of this, pronto.